Keychain Theme: Humour
Front: Men have feelings too...
Back: But who really cares?
Front: Dearest God, if I can't be thin...
Back: please make all my friends fat.
Front: I can handle any crisis...
Back: I have children
Front: Remember you are unique.
Back: Just like everybody else.
Front: Don't worry about what people think...
Back: ... they don't do it very often anyway.
Front: To err is human.
Back: But to blame someone else shows management potential.
Front: If you're half as cute
Back: I'm available!
Front: Hard work has a future payoff...
Back: Laziness pays off now!
Front: I know I'm not perfect
Back: But I'm so close I scare myself.
Front: Nobody's perfect.
Back: I am a nobody.
Front: If you don't watch your figure...
Back: No one else will.
Front: Attitude is contagious. Mine might kill you.
Back: Attitude is contagious. Mine might kill you.
